Bread Pope

The epic leader that is leader and preaches bread. For the bread Gang.

Have you heard the bread Popes sermons.

Yes he talked about bread.

by Bread Pope May 22, 2020

Pounding the Pope

slang for masturbate

He was caught pounding the pope

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

by JakSheppard September 1, 2017

office pope

A holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. The office pope fears someone will go to hell, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.

Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."

by Skinny Lou Kingston February 23, 2012

bread pope

the man who preaches about bread who also happens to know Men's Bathroom Choir.

You know, millions of people know who bread pope is.

by clubbedsam May 22, 2020

Olivia Pope

That bad ass boss chick that can do it all and will make everyone bow down.

Damn she Olivia Pope that shit! It's handled!

by Dat me June 22, 2017