Penes

The word pene is penis In Spanish they can be big or small

Those penes are really granda

by Thiccy Nicky January 2, 2019

pokesexual

an attraction to pokemon an only pokemon. they can have an attraction to any type.

Ella thinks Pikachu is sexy, so she is pokesexual.

by lunar_eclipse31 January 28, 2021

Piness

The act of a girl finnesing some penis

Yo bro, she really tried to piness u last night.

by Josephc April 26, 2021

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

I got 2 phones

The phrase “I got 2 phones” originated from a song called ‘2 phones’, released by popular musical artist and celebrity Kevin Gates in 2015. Many phrases and songs by Kevin Gates have been trending as jokes or as joke response to videos on tiktok. The large majority of videos being responded to with ‘2 Phones’ are videos making jokes about men or containing misandristic material. (Although they are not limited to these types of videos and in some instances are used in inappropriate situations by incels.)

Person in video: I hate when men-
Response video: I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load
Or
Person in video: I hate the 2 phones thing-
Response video: I am in possession of dual mobile devices..etc.

by Dlrtk September 2, 2023

pocestor

Pocestors are for our future what ancestors are for our past. It stems from Mike Soussan's theory that modern humans are a sort of holographic interference pattern of an object beam made by the past (ancestors) and a reference beam made of the future (pocestors).

Extraterrestrials may be our pocestors and those who say they have seen aliens may not be simply crazy. For in the same manner that some shamans receive intimations of our ancestral past, so can other people with the same kind of sensitivity capture similar vibrations from our pocestors and pocestral future. The future, as some may have been conditioned to believe, is not an empty vacuum but is teeming with life, a life that has a lot to do with us.

by MikeSoussan January 4, 2010

Pembroke Pines females

They are the trashiest, stupidest, and dick riding type of girl there is. They will believe anything the see or hear on social media. All they talk about is booty rubs and cosquillas. They love the beach but can only go when they get a ride from a guy. Because they are not independent at all, they depend on guys for dick, rides, and food. Pembroke pine females love twitter because that's where they spend all there time acting like stupid ass hoes. They all act the same and have the same mentality. They think they are all princesses but they are trashy girls. They complain that they are loyal and that they get mistreated by guys. But in reality, guys know that they ain't shit so they play them. Overall these pine females are nothing. They are just good for pussy and a good time at a party. Pines females love to smoke weed and eat trashy food. They play the lay game. Sleep, eat, fuck, and repeat everyday. Pines females think more of themselves than they actually are. Some of them are sexy. But all of them are trashy bitches that all have the same mindset. Pines females are the worst. Want a good girl? Get a JAP.

I need a good girl, these Pembroke Pines females are getting too trashy, they all act the same.

by Every guy in Pembroke Pines March 14, 2017