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Pole Roach 

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.
"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"
Pole Roach by J.Lindsay December 18, 2012

Pole on Location 

The sophisticated version of planking often involving pole moves on random locations.

Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves
"Hey, I'm going to go out and do some pole on location"

"Did you see my pole on location?"

Pole-sitting 

When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.
He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.
Pole-sitting by blazer13 September 4, 2013

pole babbling 

The act of attempting to speak when your tongue is stuck to a cold pole
"Guyth I need my mecidthon" "What is he doing?" "Oh he's just pole babbling"

pole waxer 

Boy: man I need a good pole waxing
Girl: I would love to be ur pole waxer
pole waxer by John9872640163 March 12, 2014

pole mate 

"Damn, you guys have been fucking since way back.. Like forever ago. Maybe he's your soul mate? "

Pole Mate dude.
Pole mate.

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pole mate by Gadzooks March 18, 2014