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plastic-manc

Alternative term for a supporter of Manchester United football club who has never set foot in Manchester, the club's home town, let alone been to any games.
Their prevalence seems to be directly proportional to the success of the club.
Also known as 'Manc-Wanks', 'Tossers', 'Glory-Hunters', 'Woollies', 'Scum' and 'Cunts'
The worst thing about seeing Man-Yoo win anything is putting up with all these plastic-mancs that crawl out of the woodwork.
by Flash007 May 23, 2008
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Planking

Established in Australia. When and individual lays down stiff and straight with hand by his/her side in the most awkward and inappropriate places possible (cop cars, poles, buildings, in public) and often take a photo of themselves and share with friends
friend: i wasn't that drunk
other friend: dude you tried planking my cat.
by rangahah June 9, 2011
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Planking Spanking

This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.

Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".

It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.

There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):

Farting near them

Blowing an air horn

Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"

For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
I just got a great shot of me planking spanking a guy in central park.
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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Plastic Bagger

A person who is sooooo ugly they need a plastic bag over their head while a guy is screwing them and at the end they are suffocatied and killed.
Poor Julia has died due to suffocation with a plastic bag....=p
by Sara February 4, 2005
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plastic tree

A type of plant life that is used to manufacture plastic grocery bags. They once grew in great numbers in Iraq and Saudi Arabia.
I only had one item at the checkout, so I told the cashier to save a plastic tree and just took the receipt.
by Lady Csyde April 2, 2007
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Plastic

survivor: Oh look a large pile of plastic. lets burn it to keep warm.
by Melancholykills August 11, 2009
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Plastikman

by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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