Phone Bitch

Someone who will only talk bad to you over the phone rather than in person

She a real phone bitch she likes to talk a lot of shit on the phone but won’t do anything in person

by Lathenf April 24, 2018

Phone-noser

Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.

Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.

by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017

phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012

phone charger

Something you use so you can use to charge your phone. So you can talk to your girlfriend & she doesn't get mad.

My phones on 1% I'm gonna go plug it up to my phone charger.

by Softball1379 January 22, 2016

Phone Rodeo

When someone leaves you a voicemail and you call them back and are forced to leave them a voicemail as well. Different than phone tag, this is phone rodeo. Yeee-haw!

Hi, this is Natasha returning your call. I guess we're playing phone...uh...phone rodeo. Give me a call when you get this. Thanks!

by Netgina January 17, 2012

Failular phone

When you are in an area with little or no service and your call gets dropped or is never made in a time of need.

Colleen was in the subway and needed directions ASAP but her failular phone didnt work and she didnt get her dream job!

by bricol7000 November 3, 2008

phone butter

The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers.

Jim's phone butter had a chunk of oatmeal in it!

by Mike_V May 27, 2005