Philipp 

Philipp is secretly an evil warlock that takes a younger man’s body every 25 years or so. In reality he existed for thousands of years from times immemorial.

From a height of his eternal putrid wisdom Philipp judges people like a dark god. He toys with the lives and hearts of mortal men and women, by penetrating their dreams and learning their darkest desires. He then drives them to the edge of sanity, feeding upon their energy.

Similar to Black Philipp, Philipp follows a path of darkness. However, as evil as he is, Philipp likes a good laugh, so Philipp’s favorite series are the Office, the best comedy since Dante wrote his in 1320 AD.

Person 1: Oh hey that’s Philipp.
Person 2: I heard he is an ancient evil deity, so I wouldn’t mess with him.

Person 1: No way, let me try... *dies*
Person 2: See, if you listened to me you would’ve still been alive.

Philipp by sepforis November 23, 2021

Philippa 

Most amazing girl that walks the face of the earth, crazy, funny and everyone wants to be her friend. If people aren't busy trying to be her friend they are busy trying to get into her pants because shes so damn fine!

Did you see Philippa, man she was looking good?
Hell yea shes so sexy, id bang that shit anyday!

Philippa by Sexy boy ;) June 1, 2009

Philippines

Three points:
1. The Philippines is NOT a messed up country. You think they look down on people of other countries? No, they actually look up to them.

2. If you want to know an unbiased account of what the Philippines is, go to Wikipedia. If you only want to bash the Philippines, be my guest and go add a definition.

3.If you want the real definition for "Philippines" you can actually go there and ask the local people what they think it means.

The Philippines is a country with it's ups and downs just like any other country. So quit bashing specific countries and learn to love 'em.

The Philippines is an awesome country!

Philippines by Erase The Hate & Increase The Peace July 12, 2006

Philippe 

A beautiful human being with no imperfections. Everybody loves him, he knows that and is not arrogant about that at all. He is in fact extremely humble to the point where nobody is better than he is. He is well known in the ends for having a big willy and being a man of taste and high IQ.

Omg Philippe is so much better than Maylia at English.
Tallulah is the opposite of Philippe.

Philippe by TheRealMashmal October 18, 2021

phillipa 

The most beautiful girl in the whole world. Kind and caring for all with a voice that so soothing I can hear it when I dream..she may seem like the serious working professional..9/5 but when she lets her hair down watch out...cuase your in for one crazy weeknd. She has an adventures fun spirit, and likes to push the boundaries. She has a love for fancy dress or should I say disguise ;) the most amazing person I've met in my entire life! Damn i gotta get that girl a plane !

Wow! Amazing how did we end up here! Thats right, Phillipa! Man that girls wild

phillipa by astrid December 14, 2013

Dirty Philip 

When fucking in a public place your girlfriend starts howling as she gets off, attracting a crowd. By the time she gets off the second time, the crowd starts to cheer her on, throwing change to show their appreciation for the show.

After my first Dirty Philip, I made almost 50 bucks in loose change alone

Dirty Philip by AKdawnshot October 18, 2020

Pulling a Philip 

When a guy ditches his other male friends to join a group of girls to try to gain their affection (and often getting rejected, see friendzone).
Otherwise known as "Ho's before Bros"

Tom: "Wow, I can't believe Sebastien ditched us to go hang out with Roxane and India!"
Dylan: "He's Pulling a Philip again -_-"

Pulling a Philip by Masterminderman July 23, 2013