1 definition by sepforis
Philipp is secretly an evil warlock that takes a younger man’s body every 25 years or so. In reality he existed for thousands of years from times immemorial.
From a height of his eternal putrid wisdom Philipp judges people like a dark god. He toys with the lives and hearts of mortal men and women, by penetrating their dreams and learning their darkest desires. He then drives them to the edge of sanity, feeding upon their energy.
Similar to Black Philipp, Philipp follows a path of darkness. However, as evil as he is, Philipp likes a good laugh, so Philipp’s favorite series are the Office, the best comedy since Dante wrote his in 1320 AD.
From a height of his eternal putrid wisdom Philipp judges people like a dark god. He toys with the lives and hearts of mortal men and women, by penetrating their dreams and learning their darkest desires. He then drives them to the edge of sanity, feeding upon their energy.
Similar to Black Philipp, Philipp follows a path of darkness. However, as evil as he is, Philipp likes a good laugh, so Philipp’s favorite series are the Office, the best comedy since Dante wrote his in 1320 AD.
Person 1: Oh hey that’s Philipp.
Person 2: I heard he is an ancient evil deity, so I wouldn’t mess with him.
Person 1: No way, let me try... *dies*
Person 2: See, if you listened to me you would’ve still been alive.
Person 2: I heard he is an ancient evil deity, so I wouldn’t mess with him.
Person 1: No way, let me try... *dies*
Person 2: See, if you listened to me you would’ve still been alive.
by sepforis November 23, 2021