perville

a mythical land where young perverts venture to, to release there semen and have sex with many woman.

john went to perville at the age of 14 because he was a very horny lad.

by bubbaadoosh July 6, 2008

Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf March 25, 2009

Penile germ

1) Any sort of STD.

2) An infection of the penis

3) a reference to a very small penis

1) "ive got a nasty penile germ"
2) He doesn't have a big dick, he has a penile germ

by mabolzichjjl September 29, 2010

pavillion

the largest strictly quantified number known to man; slightly more than a googolplex and slightly less than infinity (though much more credible in school yard name calling and disputes). It can be represented numerically by 10^10^101 or a 1 followed by a googol+1 zeros. To write this number, you would need more space than the known universe provides. Often used to sound simultaneously cute and stupid in an endearing and non-threatening way towards the opposite sex (see durfus).

"There are a pavillion dudes in that house... it's a complete sausage fest."

"With a name like John Smith, he must have a pavillion googlegangers.

Conversation:
Mr. Brown: "The fans have gathered in the pavillion."
Mr. Blonde: "... In the pavillion what?"
Mr. Brown: "The pavillion where the concert is."
Mr. Blonde: "...the pavillion what where the concert is?"

by DYD October 16, 2010

Petville Dependant

Someone who is obsessed with Petville and repeatlly checks to see if theyre stupid pet is okay. Petville dependant can also mean someone who has nothing better to do than sit around and play ghetto games on facebook.

Cool Kidd: Heyy you wanna come to my boyfriends game with me?
Petville dependant: No, sorry i have to go home and check on my pet on fb.
Cool Kidd: God what a petville dependant!

by Cool Kidd123 November 21, 2011

penile decrepitude

Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.

Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...

No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.

by word jockey September 8, 2013

penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014