by Megalog December 10, 2016
Get the The Perfect Salad mug.Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?
by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018
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And just in general, they comfort you and that's whether you are with them physically or not. :)
And just in general, they comfort you and that's whether you are with them physically or not. :)
by h0rny.twink March 4, 2021
Get the comfort person mug.The word "percabeth" is the shipping/couple name for Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase in the Percy Jackson and Olympians series. Percabeth is the most shipped couples in the whole series. They get together at the end of The Last Olympian, and it's hinted (and hoped) that they will have a long and happy relationship together. Percy and Annabeth started out as two demigods who are forced to work together (Annabeth is the daughter of Athena, and Peryc is the son of Poseidon, therefore Annabeth, who takes great pride in her mother, is naturally offensive towards Percy), really good friends, and as early as The Sea of Monsters, they are hinted for romance. At the end of the book, Annabeth kisses Percy on the cheek at the end of their chariot race. In the Titan's Curse, Annabeth was kidnapped by the protagonist Luke and Percy was determined to find her and is convinced that she is still alive. In the Battle of the Labyrinth, Annabeth kissed Percy on top of Mt. St. Helens, when Percy told Annabeth to escape. Percy was later stranded on Calypso's Island for about two weeks, during which Annabeth was devastated. In The Last Olympian, Annabeth is revealed to have an instinct that Percy was in danger even though he was supposed to invulnerable and instinctively saves his life. The book ends with Annabeth and Percy running down half-Blood Hill, off to a good start.
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Get the Percase mug.that person is an eccentric person, of some sort.
They have a different way of thinking, they act differently, They have high imagination.
They have a different way of thinking, they act differently, They have high imagination.
Kim Heechul has a 4D personality
by Katchul January 10, 2014
Get the 4d personality mug.The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.
The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
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Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
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