ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

by Joshbert Andersands December 15, 2008

Pink Pencils

Often a collectors item, collected by some Swedish boys but also some english girls.

Felix: "I have 120 Pink Pencils" Lexxyy: "Well I have 121!"

by Lexxyy April 25, 2009

Pencil Spaz

Sexy guys that flip their hair in a spastic way while sharpening their pencil

Emilee: Hey there goes Chris
Hailey: Omg he's SOOOO hott!
(Chris sharpens pencil and flips his hair in a spastic way)
Emilee and Hailey: OMG PENCIL SPAZ!!!!

by Femilee22 November 19, 2009

Pencil Dick

Pencil Dick is a male dumb ass that uses his thumb (dick) to blow his nose. Dick is the size of his thumb!

Pencil Dick always looking for his asshole with his thumb!

by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

electric pencil

a mechanical pencil.

"Zach, need electric pencil"

by Natepalm October 17, 2003

draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny

Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil

by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015