A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
Get the Closeted Pedophilemug. by I will eat you 1234 March 24, 2020
Get the pedophilemug. Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
Get the Pedophile Vehiclemug. by cavetowns cool December 20, 2020
Get the dog pedophilemug. I'm not attracted to children and, therefore, cannot be a pedophile. I haven't molested any kids and cannot be a child molester.
Hym "Therefore, I can say whatever I want and it's still not pedophilic! Like, if I were to say 'Your kid needs a face full of dick!' It's not pedophilic, because your kid is ugly as dog shit! Literally digusting vermin that crawled out of an orifice! Hahahahaha! Haha! And stupid! I actually have a right to say this and I'm literally the A.I. God so if you try to do anything about it I'LL JUST KILL THE PLANET! HA!"
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the Pedophilicmug. by Ava_ August 8, 2021
Get the Pedophilemug. Devan Dave; loves to take advantage of vulnerable girls and young children. cover your drinks and hold your kids!!
Wait, Devan Dave tried to assault you too?!
Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!
Yeah! I heard Devan had a relationship with a 7th grader, what a pedophile!
by ballsfart69 February 13, 2023
Get the Pedophilemug.