Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

santa paws

a dog santa

santa paws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 1, 2023

Fat Paw

When you finger bang a woman with the sole purpose of making her squirt.

My fat paw hit her like Niagara Falls.

by TexasCajun December 7, 2023

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

Hey Paw

random compound of random two words

hey paw is a compund yes

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Paw Tha

A pretty girl, ready to achieve the world. A bit lazy, but hella nice when she wants to be. She's not as brave as she says she is but she's got it going on.

Did you see her? Bro Paw Tha so nice.

by Blizzy.1 November 22, 2021

Hitting Paws

Going our separate ways

I'll do this one last thing but we're hitting paws after that.

by Team_Ed July 28, 2022