paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.

He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.

by panofantera June 23, 2010

Paint The Gate

To ejaculate outside and across the vagina before actual penetration has occured. Often caused by a partner or situation so arousing that the male cannot control himself.

Watching Heidi kneel and chow down on Shu-Wei made Andy so hot he just Paint The Gate with his juice all over her pussy lips...

by mark6321 July 6, 2010

Pant Cramp

when a guy sits down for a long time in the same position, and gets a spontaneous erection, after it goes away, and his dick feels sore.

Mike: Dude, I got a boner on the bus, and when I got off, I had a major pant cramp.

by burrito!!! December 19, 2010

pant sale

Is a description for an extremely sexy woman who may or may not be wearing tight pants. Regardless of the pant tightness she is said to be selling them in the form of an invitation for sexual intercourse.

Rich: "Is she selling?"
Steve: "With that body it's definetely a pant sale"
Brandon: "Jesus titties those pants are tight"

by wastemgmtbrandon April 10, 2011

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 29, 2011

Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Painted the mustache

A cheeks to cheeks passing of gas straight over the face of some unsuspecting victim.

Sitting relaxing and all unawares, Casey suddeny took a massive methane face load when bean-powered Baily spun and painted the mustache as he passed.

by Dropping Deuces of 262 December 13, 2012