snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

ambushed paddington

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

by playa hater February 24, 2004

that's a paddlin'

For something that shouldn't be done, and if done, results in a paddlin'

Jasper: Talkin' outta turn. That's a paddlin'
Lookin' out da window. That's a paddlin'
Starin' ats mys sandles. That's a paddlin;
Paddlin' the school canoe, oh you better believe that's a paddlin'

by Victor142 July 30, 2011

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007

Padda

Surname which means, fun, sexy, rich and popular. Someone who has incredible wealth, but does not show it. Padda can also replace the word "chick magnet", he has enemies, but has many popular friends. He recieves Oral multiple times. He is Ultimate Ladies Man. Perfect Boyfriend! Very funny person.

OMG have u seen that guy? He must be a Padda!!

by TheArabEuroLover July 8, 2010