Platinum package

When you stuff one of your nuts in a chicks asshole, and jerk off on her back

The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM

by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

red package

Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.

My roommate is seriously about to earn herself a red package.

We're red packaging him tonight.

by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010

Wacky Packages

A series of humorous trading cards featuring parodies of consumer products.

Wacky Packages are the best trading cards.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016

Hot Quality Package

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)

And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!

P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"

P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)

Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So

Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Up there read read read

by Mammy's(All Wives) November 10, 2011

what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremely cringey, cocky bitch.

Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .

by okayboiiii September 27, 2021