Package Anime

When someone writes a whole chronicle of the whereabouts of a package their expecting, regardless of their peer's willingness to know.

Karen's released another episode of her package anime. Why did we let her in the group chat? I don't want to know every movement of the buttplugs she ordered!

by Lambda_BM December 27, 2020

crackage package

Butt cheeks, rump, flesh of the buttocks, flapper.

Don’t look at my crackage package.

by Burkey Turkey January 3, 2021

Oversized Package

A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size

“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming

by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021

the WARHAMMER PACKAGE

Noun

A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.

Normally causes many injuries to your partner

Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.

DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.

How long were you fucking here?

Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?

DOC:. That explains a lot.

by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Sustainable Packaging

When pizza from a fast food chain comes in a cardboard box, but the pizza itself tastes like cardboard, too.

"With the way Dominoes makes their pizza, it feels like they're trying to implement sustainable packaging."

by ShinAkumaa December 13, 2025