El Paso Snake Bite

While doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the ass so hard as to pierce the flesh. As she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!

My girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so I pulled an El Paso Snake Bite!

by C,C & M July 28, 2008

Pablo

Pablo is a short kid who is funny , smart , athletic and ,attractive. He is charming and funny but a dick when he wants to be. He is tough on the outside but kinda soft on the inside. Pablo hides his feelings but only with his really close ones will he really expresses himself. Pablo is one of a kind

That kid is so cute just like Pablo

by AWSOME123679 February 24, 2019

pabst blue ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."

Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Kevin Gould May 11, 2008

sneaky pablo

A pablo referring to a short, thick penis, usually a characteristic of white males, the definition implies the "sneaky" insertion of the aforementioned term.

The man anally places himself in his partner without his or her knowledge, and someone in the background shouts accordingly that the offender is pulling a "sneaky pablo."

See rape.

Helga happened to be drinking her martini without pants when George tossed his blunt and forcefully entered her backside. Their was a hurrah, and someone shouted in the chaos, "Tom Cruise is such a faggot," but what they really meant was "sneaky pablo."

by sex hotline September 24, 2006

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

Pabst smears

The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears

by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009

parson

a man with a hunch back who smells like oatmeal and likes to look at teenage girls.

that parson smells like the quaker oats guy!

by laney4662 May 2, 2008