Ponding

When you live in a place that has no beaches to tan, one must resort to tanning by a pond.

Waterloo doesn't have a single beach for tanning. So we had to go ponding instead.

by UWaterloo August 19, 2009

pondom

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

Ponder

1.to think about something important

2.to get out of an awkward conversation

1.I ponder if wonder means the same thing as ponder.

2.I gotta go ponder about this for a bit...um...SEEYA!

by THE Crazy Lunatic November 2, 2005

Pondage

Having a massive crush on Karen Gillan, who plays Amy Pond in Doctor Who. Leading to an un-natural appreciation of ginger women.

Guy1: "That Girls hot."
Guy2: "But she's a ginner!"
Guy1: "Yeah, I'm into Pondage."

by JTaylor7 January 25, 2011

pondscum

Lowest of the lowest form of life, lower than a maggot.

He had not an ounce of respect for women, Pondscum.

by Dooney October 31, 2004

Rudy Ponder

The Three Rivers Mexican Spiderman pirate. He is the ultimate badass. He loves music, movies, sports, going out, making out, and working out. He is also a man who has the greatest girlfriend..ever.

"Wow, he is such a Rudy Ponder, his girlfriend kicks ass...."

"Man, that guy is such a Rudy Ponder, he knows everything, and knows how to do everything."

by Bobthemanisawesome July 15, 2009