double plopper

Popping out the Virgina and ass . A women with Obstetric fistula. Fistula is a serious condition. It is when the thin lining of the vagina and rectum is ripped. This can happens in ruff anal sex. Use lots of lube. Take it slow and easy in the being of anal sex.

Don't have ruff anal sex if don't want to be a double plopper.

by Queen Gypsy July 19, 2010

ploppington

An elegant poo

What a pleasure one had exercising that ploppington out of ones rear end

by Knowlsey boy April 12, 2017

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

Plopsynopsis

When someone talks about complete crap.

I'm going to have to stop you there, you're talking complete plopsynopsis

by Sophizm October 23, 2007

Plopblock

Like cockblocking, but with poop.

If someone is trying to poop in a public restroom and someone else walks in, and the first person is unable to continue pooping until the other person leaves.

I got plopblocked when I heard someone walk into the bathroom.

I totally plopblocked that kid when I went to pee.

by figzah February 5, 2010

Plopcorn Fart

1. When you try to sneak out a little gas and end up releasing a small turd with it.

2. When you sit down on the toilet and fart out a little turd that splashes back at you.

1. "Dude, I gotta go change my pants - I just released a Plopcorn Fart!"

2. "Guess I better shower, I just got sprayed by a Plopcorn Fart."

by Urban-aight February 19, 2011

Ploppa

To penetrate someones asshole with a high speed, then pull it out as fast as you can to make the sound "plopp"

Ska jag ploppa dig?
Får jag ploppa dig?

by Goagubbbar February 1, 2015