playing swords

When taking a piss in a large troth type urinal, you see who can piss the longest between you and your buddy.

Chris is the king when it comes to playing swords, he can piss for five minutes straight.

by Bulldog January 29, 2006

playing whale

It is when you lie on your back in the bathtub with less than 1/2 inch of water above your erect penis. You then masturbate and when you blow your load it looks like a whale blowing water out of it's blowhole.

Andrew - Where's Matt at today?
Carson - I bet he's home playing whale.
Andrew - I think he only has a shower, and you need a tub to play whale.

by Andrew Hissom June 11, 2006

Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

by Reo Omega May 13, 2007

playing jack in the box

sex
penis=jack, vagina=box

after the party i went over to jill's and we stayed up all night playing jack in the box

by jojo548 December 16, 2008

playing for the lions

a euphamism for being homosexual

Dave was playing for the lions at the party last night

by ShadowStar October 20, 2004

playing scrabble

sex, having sex, intercourse

My granny said I couldn't come over cause she was playing scrabble with her boyfriend.

by Sheri' June 23, 2005