Platymoose

A platymoose is a boy who is half platypus and moose. He loves to play video games and watch lots of porn with tentacles. He a very weird boy, yet fun to talk to, unless he is pissed and dose not get his way. At times he is nice, other times a pain in the side. But he a good person, sometimes....

Dude did you talk to platymoose today" "Yea but he an asshole today

by Tberry0 July 22, 2011

the platelets made it down the stairs

A phrase to express one's reaction to extreme cuteness, such as seeing cute little platelets achieve something.

Person 1: Awww!!! Look at them!
Person 2: Sounds like the platelets made it down the stairs.

by harrym13 September 30, 2018

platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".

CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!

by caitlin Perry June 12, 2008

plates

Cockney ryhming slang for feet. Derives from 'plates of meat'. As with all cockney rhyming slang, the rhyming part is not used in speech.

Christ look at the size of his plates (christ look at the size of his feet).

by C Webb May 16, 2006

plath slut

Plath Slut is a name given to any 14 - 17 year old who happens to stumble upon the works of poet Sylvia Plath. Upon discovering her work they become infatuated with despair, suicide, self harm and general hatred for the world and Ted Hughes are aquired. These 'select' group of highly 'misunderstood' and 'unique' individuals may also enjoy bands like the manics and have a tendancy to wear non-prescription spectacles.

I was in the bloody English Lit lecture today like, and the place was filled with fuckin' Plath Sluts.

aye?

Not half bad some of em'

Depressin' as fuck tho.

Aye.

by m.Paul March 11, 2007

Platypus Rock

1. (v): to do something so shockingly awesome that even you are breathless at the prospect of your own awesomeness. Massively impressive.

2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.

Dude, you platypus rocked that shit!

by Stan_the_Man! March 3, 2009

Platyduck

An aquatic creature that looks awfully like a platypus but sadly turns out to just be a duck.

It's a duck! It's a platypus! Bugger it's just a Platyduck

by Tommy159 June 5, 2018