Platonova

There is no definiton to describe this alluring being. It is GOD

She was like a Platonova...only my wildest fantasies could capture such a being

by dicey_gal October 25, 2006

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply

Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.

Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!

Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!

Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!

by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009

hot patootie

One who blesses the soul

"Hot Patootie, bless my soul! I love that rock and roll"

by officeriddler February 6, 2017

platonic

A relationship formed when two friends fall in love but neither will admit it. These friends will usually snuggle, hold hands, talk about all the deep stuff and stare at stars together.

Are you and Lindsey dating?

NO NO WE ARE JUST PLATONIC I SWEAR GOD EW GROSS NO

sure just keep saying that

platonic friends just friends love

by A "platonic" person April 7, 2016

Patois

The native tongue spoken by inhabitants of Jamaica other from english. They always sound as if they are singing.

Jordan hardly speak Patois but when he does it’s so sexy i’d give him pum pum

by bigdickenergygawd August 7, 2018

Alexander Pato

Alexandre Rodrigues da Silva Is Alexander Pato's Real Name He Was Born On September 2nd, 1989 (Age 21). Currently He Is A Striker For A.C Milan And Wears Number Seven On His Shirt. He Was Born In Pato, Branco, Paraná, Brazil. He Got The Name Pato From Wear He Was Born Pato, Branco, Paraná, Brazil, Alexander Pato? He Also Has 70 Goals To His Name as Last Updated

David- "Did You See Alexander Pato Score Today"?
John- "No Man But I Am Going Watch The Highlights".
David- "Cool".
John- "Damn He Is Only 21"!
David " Thats Fucking Awesome"!

by A.C MILAN FAN 39 June 3, 2011

Platos Closet

An outdated thrift store from the 2000's that thinks they're still relevant in today's decade. The employees there are usually ratchet or white trash girls that have no style at all and they're rude. They try too hard to look trendy but almost all of their clothes are designer jeans and old stuff from hollister because that's what they take. They wont take anything a woman in her 30s or over would wear but only teen clothing. For pricing, they'll buy your clothes for super cheap and then sell them for $10 more at the store.

*girl I just sold all my old ass true religions and Abercrombie sweaters to Platos Closet and they only gave me $35 for all of it. The hell?

by Politicallycorrectdemocrat November 13, 2016