porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016

Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.

I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.

by Yoshi128k February 18, 2021

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

back painting

the act of ejaculating on a back upon pulling out; cumming on the the back region

yesterday me and sarah got down and dirty, and then i gave her a back painting

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017

Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)

Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!

by Lucemans May 27, 2020

builders paint

Semen, particularly semen stains on clothing.

Davor wasn't a painter or decorator but is always covered in builders paint

by stusx10 January 11, 2018

Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.

Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.

by Fistinator October 14, 2010