Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth

the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!

by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020

Open net

Hardest kind of shot to take in rocket league. It is when the opponents net is wide open, it is said it is nearly impossible to hit those.

Jeff:Ayo hit that open net
*NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

NICE SHOT

CHAT DISABLED*
Kyle: My controller died i swear i had that one.

by Epicgamer_rl May 15, 2022

open stalking

To stalk a person with the intention of being caught or being noticed either physically by following the person or online

When do some open stalking when I am bored

by Genghis can't February 18, 2019

open-secret

A secret that everybody knows

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret

by 🦈 March 4, 2021

open-sourciness

The quality of a software that makes it open source as opposed to being proprietary software.

Darryl: Why did you get an Android phone instead of an iPhone or a Windows Mobile device?

Art: I don't know, guess I just like the open-sourciness of it.

by GreenMonk75 July 30, 2010

Vault opener

An advanced sexual act, in which the male inserts himself from behind, and then does a cartwheel. imitates the motion of a vault door opening.

keep out of reach of children.

guy 1: man, me and Chrissy got frisky yesterday, ended up trying the vault opener. It ripped my dick off, but other than that it was quite nice.
guy 2: ... Isn't Chrissy the name of your dog?

by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020