The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

onionise

To throw vegetables at strangers

'Bill you just onionised the local MP dude!'

by Gaz April 7, 2005

Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.

Ill take the onion blob please.

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018

Onion

The girlfriend of a bikie or a member of a motorcycle gang. Note the similarity to the old English word "ronion", a term of contempt for a woman.
The word comes from Australian slang, but may have originated in the U.K.

The bikie came into the bar with his onion by his side.

by Steven Guy February 8, 2009

onion fart

A fart that smells particularly of onion. Usually experienced the day after eating a foodstuff containing onion, especially burgers or hot-dogs.

Man, that was one stinky onion fart

by Kosmos September 3, 2003

Onion Booty

A girl's butt that's so fine it makes a man want to cry.

**Originated in Racine, Wisconsin, 1998. It was first used to describe a group of girls who were bowling, and damn they had great asses.**

Now that's an onion booty, walks around making grown men cry.

by Hadou March 28, 2011

Onion booty

A booty so sweet that it makes a grown man cry.

Guy 1, "Yo Bruv, you seen that Chick over there?"
Guy 2, "Nah Gangsta - which one?"
Guy 1, "The one with that Onion booty man!"
Guy 2, "G! She's hotter than a spicy hot chili pepper"
Guy 1, "For real, her booty makes me wanna cry, through my eyes and my penis"

by Trevor Benjamin April 18, 2008