get me off

Get me off means to help someone in the process of cumming

"I want my boyfriend to get me off"

by D_Duncan September 12, 2014

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Cheer up or Fuck Off

Used when someone is in a shitty/pissy mood and they either have to cheer up or fuck off in order to not bring down the mood of everyone else.

Curtis says to Scott: "Scott, you need to Cheer up or Fuck Off"

Scott says: "Okay, thanks" *High Five*

by speckdog October 18, 2012

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Suck me off at the next station

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.

Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"

by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011

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better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011

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