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Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.
Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?
by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019
mugGet the Granny Stampmug.

Granny Bomb

When you use grannies ashes as an ingredient in a bath bomb.
Grandpa sure did enjoy the Granny Bombs I made him this year.
by dadsquatch June 9, 2018
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Dirty Granny

Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.
Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.
by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Grannymug.

Granny Tranny

Ey yo granny tranny. Wanna fuck me with your big juicy 2 inch cock
by Samuelsarus July 8, 2017
mugGet the Granny Trannymug.

Granny and grumpy

They are amazing grandparents and love their little hanyaks and nincompoops
by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 11, 2021
mugGet the Granny and grumpymug.

granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.
by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017
mugGet the granny bumpermug.

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.
Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.
by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018
mugGet the Granny Penismug.

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