Facebook

The meme graveyard, as well as old people's twitter.

Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."

by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

facebook

The true origin of procrastination

I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Facebook

A website/app created by old people, for old people.

My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.

by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019

Facebook

The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.

OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.

by imAGHOST October 30, 2019

Facebook

Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit

Facebook Is Dumb

by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020