To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
Get the Dutching the Vaughanmug. A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.
by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022
Get the dutch toiletmug. 1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
Get the Dutch Faceplantmug. When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
Get the Dutch Dockingmug. a dance of presumably Dutch heritage, commonly performed by only the most professional highschoolers in Holland, Michigan. Once you dutch dance, and persevere through weeks of walking around in wooden torture devices, your legacy of greatness is forever upheld as generation after generation look up to your great act of selflessness. Not to mention, who doesn't look great in a little Dutch boy costume? Dutch Dance - A Club for the Finest
After Omar joined Dutch dance (an extremely intensive legit sport), his life was forever changed for the better, and he prospered and bloomed like a beautiful tulip.
by Dutchdancer4lifexoxo November 3, 2011
Get the Dutch Dancemug. Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry
by Mcflurry dutch June 5, 2016
Get the dutch mcflurrymug. by ReverseDutchie March 2, 2019
Get the Reverse Dutchmug.