al-ness

its a disease where someone gets crazy stubborn and annoying and stupid and annoying and blenderable and annoying

You're so annoying, you must have caught the al-ness

by buttercupniche September 13, 2021

Ness

A group of small round green balls.

Wow there is a group of ness, its its some peas. So it is a peaness!

by Toby Tootlesworth September 18, 2021

scott and ness

Scott and Ness <3
To best friends that have made a band called the pathetic virgins and still haven’t made music <3

Both are (trans)

Scott and Ness like cheese.

by Shitfart78 July 26, 2021

Dude-ness

A person who is not a dude but is trying to be a dude

By making grunting noises, this guy was trying to show his dude-ness!

by demonapurva February 18, 2022

Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

Ness

Swoll as

Guy1: Your looking ripped

Guy2: Yeah I’m the ness

by Batesy112233 May 29, 2021

ness

What some thing is, how it is, the existence or reason/purpose of it.

"Yeah, he was speading his ness all over the place..."
"Look at those geeks and all o' their ness."
"Why do they call them 'Applejacks' when they don't tase like apples!?!?"-"Because that's the whole NESS of the name!"-"o.O"
"He dosn't go ANYWHERE without that coat-its his ness."

by wysiwyg January 12, 2004