musky muff

muff that has a pungent odor, synonymous with dumpster muff.

My Ex-Box had a musky muff; I nearly lost my dinner.

by Shawny April 16, 2007

Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing

What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing

by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

No muff too tough

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009

Muff weasel

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

suck muff

suck muffto go and suck a hairy vagina.

fuck off and go suck muff.

john can go and suck muff

ah suck muff you prick

by jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 2, 2009