Yo Momma's Face

"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.

Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!

by YoMommasFace111 March 25, 2010

Yo momma is so fat...

A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.

12-year old version:

Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"

by Mister Stupid November 27, 2004

momma's boy

1. A 21 year old boy, who can bust balls at work, but in return can't handle the pressure. Resulting in a phone call from his parents to his manager.

Chad, I recieved a phone call from Dan's parents last night. Please don't pick on him anymore at work, because he is a momma's boy.

by NAPA January 21, 2008

your momma's hood

what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's skin. your momma's hood

Buddy: Friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend?
Friend: Umm, I don't know, oh how about your momma's hood?

by buddy March 6, 2004

Goochie Momma

A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.

That Goochie Momma Told Me to Leave Cause Someone Didn't Know Me, Man I Want To Tap Dat...

by Property of Barnhart December 16, 2007

Jason Momoa

Having a tangy smelling unkempt gooch. (The area between the male scrotum and anus)

That guy I hooked up with last week had a terrible Jason Momoa. It smelt like sweet and sour sauce from Mc Donald’s.

by GioJosephCarl May 6, 2019

momma chicken

originated at at an australian festival
use momma chicken instead of mother fucker or SHIT

you accidently brake somthing that aint yours you say "SHIT" or "mother fucker" but instead "MOMMA CHICKEN"

by FREAK June 7, 2004