1 definition by Property of Barnhart

A chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason... you like it. A hot bitch who nobody likes.
That Goochie Momma Told Me to Leave Cause Someone Didn't Know Me, Man I Want To Tap Dat...
by Property of Barnhart November 18, 2007
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