moose knuckle monday

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.

Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

by Silky mane May 13, 2016

1pm on a Monday

1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.

A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.

by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019

Max out Monday

The act of going off program to potentially destroy your body with the excuse that its max out Monday by attempting; A max deadlift, max squat, max bench, or all of the above.

“Looks like Tom is doing another Max out Monday.”

by Wolf strength September 22, 2019

Maid boy monday

This is a New holiday by @_.bxby_.gxrl._ on instagram. You can see it at other person's instagram too.

Hey boys. Its maid boy monday.. Get ready for ur girlfriend/boyfriend topping you.

by Antisocial.bunny🦋🐚 December 8, 2020

Memory Loss Monday

When you don’t remember anything on Monday's because you don’t pay attention and have memory loss

I had a “memory loss Monday”

by Sneakylink1569 November 16, 2021

cyber monday

a day when ppl who are too lazy t go to the store get sales online

Ughh Its such a pain to get up for black friday, so i rather just wait for cyber monday.

by nina541 November 30, 2010

I hate mondays

Polite version of “I hate niggers”

Can be used out in the open without consequences. Besides, who likes mondays?

That guy over there was trying to sell me crack! I hate mondays!

by Mrslagathor December 5, 2020