Slushy Monday

When you put ice in a girl's vagina, and then you fuck it.

I hate how you can never get ahold of Sandoval, since hes always giving his girlfriend a Slushy Monday.

by Sandoval's Friends April 19, 2009

Black Monday

Martin Luther King, Jr day

John "Why don't we have school today?"
Ian "It's Black Monday"

by southernballer January 18, 2011

Hey Monday

an awesome pop/rock/punk group similar to paramore. Their album is called Hold On Tight and their first single is called Homecoming. The band consists of Cassadee Pope (lead vocals), Michael "Jersey" Moriarty (bass guitar), Mike Gentile (lead guitar), Alex Lipshaw (rhythm guitar), Elliot James (drums) and Bobby Nolan (Keyboard).

Hey Monday is one of my favorite bands.

by WOWitsme January 4, 2009

Monday Morning Hangover

the name for the delayed hangover you get when you get so drunk, you wake up drunk, and then the next day is when your hangover kicks in.

"Hello. Yeh, I'm not coming to work today, I have a Monday Morning Hangover..."

by Notmo December 6, 2005

blue monday

A phrase describing the come down of MDMA. The comedown of the drug has a feeling of deep depression and suicidal feelings. It originated because people would use MDMA on the weekends and then feel shitty on (blue) Monday

1: Did you do MDMA last weekend
2: Yeah but i’m feeling the consequences today
1: Blue Monday?
2: Exactly

by TikTokfan223344 August 21, 2019

Moed

To be drunk.
So drunk you make poor decisions.

I went to the brew house last night and I was moed. So moed, I hooked up with Wagner.

by botox January 20, 2005

awkward monday

The Monday after you suck your best friend off.

Its a pretty awkward Monday today,after last weekend when Megan and John hooked up, don't ya think?

by jdeeney May 13, 2008