Moling

When one's poop is alternately poking in and out of their anus like a mole peeking out of a hole in the ground.

I had to shit so bad I was moling.

by 1HNIC January 7, 2017

whack-a-moling

When one is needing a turd SO bad that the turd is protruding from the sphincter and retracting at a constant rate, thus giving the faeces the appearance of a "whack-a-mole."

"Oh man I need to get out this car, I'm Whack-a-moling!!!"

"Sorry I am late boss. The stairs were a nightmare with this whack-a-mole in my arse."

by K-Y Jimmy September 30, 2013

Melina

Melina is a tall ass bitch and she doesn't like herself she has mental illness that's why she hyper and some times she is depressed Melina doesn't like her body she thinks she's fat but she's not .Melina is loud ,funny, mean, and Melina spends a lot of money and she never goes broke . And Melina acts high,drunk which she's not but she's just dumb she likes white guys Melina lies a lot about her problems . Melina looks like a Tim Burton character.

MeLiNa is a skinny legend

by Deseanthemc February 6, 2022

alpha maling

Verb describing the act of a male assuming Alpha Male dominance in any instance which would cause males to compete for control, dominance, power, attention.

Generally involves one males assertion of confidence over others which often supersedes other males' minuscule attempts to small talk a sexy waitress.

I was shocked to see Rick alpha maling last week during his preformance review. It no doubt worked because his female superiors gave him a raise and I have a sneaking suspicion his ball finally dropped.. I had no idea Rick could alpha male bro.

by andyman3000 January 6, 2012

MELINT

Intelligence provided by anyone that is detrimental to you mission statement. This term was named after a one Oleg Melnik who might be suffering from long-term fetal alchohol syndrome. MELINT is an acronym for Melnik Intelligence, which in and of itself is an oxymoron.

Ummmm...so MELINT confirms that the Pakistanians are ready to invade Mother Russia.

Dood, WTF. Tell Melnik to STFU.

by Umbrage International March 12, 2008

Melinda

An enigma wrapped in a enigma found in a discarded taco bell wrapper, as deadly as she is beautiful, and equally if not more insane, we'll banish literally anything to the shadow realm and probably laugh while doing so, however she is highly erratic, who's mood is a pendulum and change from angry to sad just like that, in reality all Melinda wants is to be loved, but is constantly at war with her own demons and secrets that threaten to destroy her existence.

Oh crap Melinda is gonna kill us now isn't she?

by El Phantomis August 4, 2020

Melina

A very pretty and sexy girl, but she doesn’t know it. She is short and has very big boobs and a medium sized ass. She usually lose her virginity at age 13-15. The boys loves her. She is a good dancer and singer. She has a lot of energy. She loves older and taller guys.

Guy: damn, who is that?
Other guy: dude that’s melina, isn’t she a hot
Guy: she’s super hot dude

by Hfhejehhdhf October 9, 2018