dude moved

When a person behaves like a "typical dude" would act in certain sexual scenarios. i.e. Thinking with your dick instead of brain.

So I've been talking to Scott and Matt and I can't make up my mind about them, so I dude moved Scott the other night.

by ABSTAR2010 December 11, 2019

Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.

What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.

by Trumpfux December 26, 2019

Preston Moede

The definition of a friend who knows the limits of jokes, but goes right below it, he always defends those he cares for, and will tell you if he's actually you're friend

"Hey Preston Moede is over there!"

by Max The Elf December 16, 2021

it moved

i'm so happy doctor

Person 1: it moved
Person 2: holy shit, it did?!

by a real dumbass November 1, 2022

A Moerdyk ting

A Moerdyk ting: a female with minimal attraction, or a large body mass

“Ahh my mate just pulled someone at the club last night, she was a Moerdyk ting”

by Bongquesha March 5, 2024

Airplane moded

When you put your phone on airplane mode while on a call with someone so you can claim that you lost your connection when really you just didn’t wanna talk to them.

Jordan : Mike must have some serious bad cell service. Our call just dropped

Matt : no he just airplane moded you

by Cam Trent May 13, 2024

S'mored

When someone poors warm chocolate fudge into your ass & puts a big marshmallow partially in ya hole( need some protruding out). Then uses a butane torch or jet lighter to burn the marshmallow from a distance then they dip their graham cracker in to scoop out the mallow & fudge.

I'm looking for a someone who likes marshmallow and foreplay to get s'mored in the park later.

by Elheffe993 April 10, 2025