Matsune Hiku

that robot thing from ro-beats
its also hatsune miku but switched first letters

person: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person: matsune hiku
person: ITS HATSUNE MIKU YOU BI-

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

MeatShield

When your mate utters a statement so unfunny/awkward every stops and looks around in disbelief, gradually building up to everyone bursting out in laughter

Wow, it's like a MeatShield except it shoots back, (everyone stops and stares at one another, then after about 15 seconds everyone bursts into laughter)

by NAT3NAT3NATE May 31, 2023

Matsoukased

To violently rape your dog in a state college public park while wearing a mask and recording it.

Person 1: Did you hear about that dog that got matsoukased?
Person 2: yeah, that collie. Wasn't the perpetrator a CHE professor?

by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

Matsoukased

To violently rape a dog in a state college park while wearing a mask

That chemical engineering professor really matsoukased that collie

by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

matsya

Matsyas are one of the most annoying people in the world. Still you'd never trade them for anyone else. They're very good at sports and the best of friend. keep a look out for any mastya around you! there might only be one of her name though.

that new girl is so good at basketball!
is she a Matsya?

by dripsum June 29, 2023

Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 12, 2023

meatsha

A big ol shit that happens as a result of eating large amounts of meat. One is typically constipated for hours or days before hand. Passing a meatsha can be extremely painful as they are commonly dense and hard.

Man I didn't shit for two days after our big BBQ, and when I did it almost filled the whole bowl! Biggest meatsha of my life.

by bigonionz August 27, 2023