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Squished Mitten

When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
by Notthatguypal January 21, 2023
mugGet the Squished Mittenmug.

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.
by Nork^er January 13, 2019
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mitten

People with this last name are normally the shortest in the group

They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"
by Phantom of fire February 7, 2023
mugGet the mittenmug.

clam mitten

"Girl's got a clam mitten so tight, it's poppin' out pearls!"
by JamesBeans September 2, 2016
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tough mitten

A Tough mitten is used to define someone who acts hard but is actually soft. The choke or punch won't hurt or be affective.
He is a tough mitten but still made me bruised.
by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025
mugGet the tough mittenmug.

Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9
The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course
by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023
mugGet the Tit mittensmug.

wank mittens

Look at that ponce lace up his wank mittens.
by Loafingwafu October 17, 2017
mugGet the wank mittensmug.

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