Mistress

A female in charge of her sex slave

I am mistress sex slave and she tell me what to do so I please her

by Lick her April 20, 2015

Mastribution

Short for "mass distribution"

Sterling Hamilton: "TweetDeck allows you to mastribute tweets to multiple accounts. you know, like mass distribution... mastribution."

by UrbanDEV November 25, 2010

minstrels

hyper active sweets!

"hahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahah" (this was caused by eating minstrels)

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

midstroke

The state of being rudely interrupted in the middle of something important.

<Phone call>
"Hey what's up buddy?"
"Nothing, call me back later."
<Hang up>
"WTF was that! I must have caught him midstroke with his girlfriend. Total coitus interruptus."

by sBox November 12, 2009

Minstrel Cycle

The cycle, usually around 28 days long, when the female of our great species suddenly needs to eat a bag of Mars Minstrels (or similar chocolates). This is around the time of their period

Oh my god, my wife is having her Minstrel Cycle.

by Little Computer Nerd October 8, 2010

mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!

I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.

by jerkoff March 8, 2003

No mastrubating March

You can’t mastrubating whole month it is like no nut November but with mastrubating and girls needs to participat

Girl:yo I will go mastrubating home

Boy: no you can’t

Girl:why
It’s no mastrubating march

by Krapālis November 17, 2019