Minecraft

A game that fucking rock and will get rid of small dicks

I love minecraft it gave me a big as boner

by Mr. Fucklduckle January 24, 2020

Minecraftsexual

A person who loves Minecraft and will do anything for minecraft ,watches Minecraft porn and watches the OG Minecraft YouTubers

“What do Identify as ?”
“I identify as a Minecraftsexual

by Clipclap November 23, 2020

Minecraft Child

That minecraft child that nobody really knows in school but somehow you see him everywhere and think he's your cousin

Josh: Oh hey it's that Minecraft Child.

Chris: Yeah I see him everywhere.

by Yelan April 15, 2021

Minecraft balls

When you accidentally set your balls in a mold and they turn into squares

Aww shit man my balls have turned into minecraft balls

by Sussy imposter gay balls October 8, 2021

cursed minecraft

Cursed Minecraft is a trick used by many Minecraft you tubers (e.g Skeppy, Spifey, Zelkam ect) to get views easily.

Have you watched the video “Minecraft...but it’s cursed” ? It’s about cursed minecraft

by 14muffins May 17, 2020

Hop on minecraft

Hop on minecraft is code for gay anal sex while using mainly using motor oil and bacon grease as lubricant

John:Do you want to hop on Minecraft

Joe:after my mom goes to bed

by Cock sucker123 July 11, 2022

minecraft community

The most toxic community of them all. After Pewdiepie started playing it, little kids came and started chaos like;
1) Drawing porn of famous Minecraft youtubers (Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, TommyInnit and Tubbo (they are fucking MINORS), etc.)
2) Crying at Twitter of youtubers that don't want to show their face, trying to cancel them.
3) Like the idiot they are, they think Terraria is 2D Minecraft (although the Minecraft and Terraria creators are nice to each other, even saying "Also, try out Terraria/Minecraft!").
And the list goes on.

Fair warning - not all of minecraft community are jerks, some of them are normal players that suffer from those idiots ruining their community.

Tom: Hey, wanna play terraria?
Retard: NO ITS 2D MIENCRAFT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
/
TommyInnit and Tubbo: Hey guys we don't like how you are drawing porn of us please stop.
Retard: HOW BOUT I DO IT ANYWAYS ITS NOT LIKE A CRIME OF DRAWING MINOR PORN HAHHA XDDD LOL
/
Dream: Hey guys, I will not show my face, as I don't want to be recognized.
Retard: OH DREAM SHOW FACE XDDDD SHOW YOUR FACE BTW IF UR UGLY I HAET YOU XDDDD
/
That's when people stopped playing minecraft and left the minecraft community, as they don't want to be identified as losers and idiots.

by gnas101 December 3, 2020