micro-crabing

The act of seining the surf with a small weive net and coming up with crabs about one quarter of an inch across the length of the shell.

We were in the surf netting sea creatures and all we were catching was these tiny fairly recently hatched crabs - micro-crabs. We were micro-crabing.

by WuShen August 5, 2012

micro craves

The strong sexual desire for a small dick or vi-jj.

I really have those MICRO CRAVES right now

by jdash-youready September 25, 2014

Microdong

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is

William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.

by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014

micro-grips

All of the people who don't get invited to the VIP and have to wait in line at the party.

Hey Shoshana let's go to the party with Marnie. I hate Marnie but she has a VIP so if we go with her we won't have to wait in line outside with all the micro-grips.

by Lindsaygotallthemoves June 27, 2016

Micro B's

Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.

Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"

Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."

by Fratern-dip-sesh January 8, 2017

micro wank

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017

micro-dip

A small dip in e-mini S & P futures of 3 to 10 points (a fraction of a percent) that usually leads to a new high of day. Usually shorting a micro-dip results in a loss. Usually, buying a micro-dip results in a profit.

/ES micro-dippers won again! /ES micro-dip in progress...you know what to do! Careful shorting the micro-dip or you may get your head handed to you! If you're not a micro-dipper you're not a winner!

by no_pullbacks May 10, 2017