A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
by thehonkster June 13, 2009
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It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
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Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
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Get the Michael Tewani-Henry mug.Theres only one in the world, the type of guy that feels the pain of the world just to make sure nobody else does, the type of guy who has michy money and does whatever he wants but decides to do the best for people, he’s not a bad guy nor is he a nice guy , he’s the good guy and the bad guys should really stay in his good side
Omg you remind me of Michy like you doing everything you possibly can for me
Yo michy so what you wanna do today
Yo michy so what you wanna do today
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