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Meth cunt 

A teenage girl who likes older men and will give oral for drugs. She says the most annoying shit. Anyone that hears her talk wants to snap her crack head neck. Mukilteo, Washington is inhabited by many meth cunts.
Meth cunt: Heyyy guys this is fucking boring, lets go get some vodka and mix it with slurpies.

Normal person: Thats disgusting you skinny bitch give me the bottle i'll take it in one pull.

Meth cunt: You asshole drank my whole bottle now i gotta suck that nasty guys dick for another bottle.. its whatever i guess.
Meth cunt by assliquor666 February 9, 2012

Meth Squad

A bunch of incel Nazis who have never felt the touch of a women. Including their own mother.
Hey have you heard of Meth Squad?
Aw yeah that alt right circle jerk.
Meth Squad by Hey I reported you December 28, 2020

meth lab for booty 

Have you heard the new meth lab for booty song? It's totally electric!
meth lab for booty by Sonictron August 9, 2006

Meth Tarts 

A super-sweet, tart candy that comes in many colors. Shaped like miniature hockey pucks, and works like Meth-amphetamines to supercharge a small child's metabolic systems.

Sometimes there are necklaces made with the candy,
this is just a way to conceal the drug for conspicuous transport on the mean streets.

*Note* Will probably be a class 1 controlled substance (much like Extacy) in the near future.
Little Andy has been bouncing on his bed like a Jack Russell Terrier for two hours straight, the influence of Meth Tarts is most obvious at this juncture.

My five year old niece just took a bite of a dog that was trying to play nice, looks like her Daddy fed her Meth Tarts again!
Meth Tarts by Stoogin-Poogins August 7, 2006

Meth Mobile 

A flat black 1984 Ford F-150 owned by "woody" with 35" tires that roll the mean streets of North West Arkansas. This vehicle is often seen with a Chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed.
Big Red: "what the fuck is that horribly loud sound?"

Lil' Red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) "It seems to be a large military assault vehicle in need of some restoration."
Big Red: "Dude! Grab my weights, that looks like woody's meth mobile."
Lil Red: (Grabbing them with "the claw".) "Where'd the AAA's go?!?!?!?"

meth mouth 

When you use meth, cocaine, or abuse Adderall or similar drugs and don't keep hydrated, your mouth becomes a growing ground for bacteria. This causes a bad taste, smell, and yellowing teeth. Meth mouth is the effects from using it.
friend 1: "Hey man how's it going?"
friend 2: "I have a serious case of meth mouth due to Adderall. It sucks"
friend 1: "Ew gross I heard that's when bacteria builds up due to dehydration"
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meth mouth by midnightrise May 3, 2016
The stripping of enamel from the teeth, caused by prolonged meth smoking. The teeth, lacking enamel, then rot at a much faster rate, often turning black and infecting the gums.

Also known as "meth mouth"
K: Yeah the guy's mouth was rotten like he had meth jaw.

A: Meth mouth?

K: Why yes, meth jaw and meth mouth are synonymous.
meth jaw by zychster March 18, 2011