Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.

Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!

by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022

Messi youngest son

Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.

It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.

yo fuck up, ill hit you with that messi youngest son.

by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 11, 2022

Messy pussy

Her pussy is nasty and leaks.

She has a messy pussy. Throw him a towel he just had messy pussy.

by Halalujer September 11, 2022

Messy moment

When a person smears diarrhea all over

I had such a messy moment yesterday

by Tjklkj May 8, 2022

ancara messi

ur mom

-ur mom

-ancara messi

by your mom lmao im so funny omg May 11, 2022

Messi

Being the absolute best in whatever you do.

He's the Messi of art.

You're the Messi of racing.

by kai_yke October 6, 2022

messy

Used to describe a toxic romantic relationship, usually involving cheating and trust issues.

Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.

by IHateGrapesWithAPassion May 22, 2022