by Marieeeeeeeeeeea February 28, 2024
 Get the Messy Bottommug.
Get the Messy Bottommug. I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
by Mysterious mavis February 9, 2025
 Get the The messy maxmug.
Get the The messy maxmug. by CameraWowo August 29, 2023
 Get the Messimug.
Get the Messimug. Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
 Get the Lionel Messimug.
Get the Lionel Messimug. I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.
It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.
It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.
by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
 Get the Messy, stressy, and depressymug.
Get the Messy, stressy, and depressymug. by kai_yke October 6, 2022
 Get the Messimug.
Get the Messimug.