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Messy Bottom

someone who is homosexual and does the bending and overall gossips.
Person 1: person 3 has been talking bad about you

Person 2: fr?! such a messy bottom
by Marieeeeeeeeeeea February 28, 2024
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The messy max

Long night of drinking you vomit into her lap while ur licking it up
I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
by Mysterious mavis February 9, 2025
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Messi

Messi Sucks And Ronaldos The Goa5
Messi Or Should I Say Pessi Is Not The Goat
by CameraWowo August 29, 2023
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Lionel Messi

Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
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Messi

bro ur a messi at FoRtNITe
by thtoneuglyshortkid September 15, 2021
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Messy, stressy, and depressy

I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.

It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.
by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
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Messi

Being the absolute best in whatever you do.
He's the Messi of art.

You're the Messi of racing.
by kai_yke October 6, 2022
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