melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

by Colin D September 13, 2006

Melony

Pretty, beautiful,the right girl ,thicc,attractive,amazing girl,loyal,nice,beautiful eyes,she Will love you forever,won't break your heart.

Melony is so pretty

by Lilbaecrazy August 8, 2019

water melon

The passion of a punk rock australian rice farmer and his friends- could be boobs could not

The australian rice farmer likes water melons

by 5sosiguess January 16, 2014

melon love

A phrase said in a playful tone when telling someone they mean a lot to you and they rock. It is not a substitute for 'I love you'.

Ohmygod, Emily! Melon love!

by Debio January 22, 2008

Melon Bag

1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.

Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.

by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011

pad melons

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo

Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!

by paco_jerte May 1, 2006

crusty melon

When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.

Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.

by frederickallen May 14, 2010