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Pulling a Martha

1) Being very late.

2)Inviting someone over and then either
a)spending a long time on the phone with some dude while you play with her yellow lab in the kitchen.
OR
b)falling asleep while you watch a Rob Schneider movie.
1)Yeah she said she'd be here in ten minutes... 45 minutes ago. She's totally pulling a Martha.

2a)All of a sudden I realized, "dang, I've been playing with this dog for a long time, where'd she go?" then I found her talking on the phone with a guy she met once three months ago. Such a classic Martha move.

2b) I was laughing at Rob Schneider when I realized the other side of the room was silent. She was pulling a Martha for sure.
by the kt December 27, 2008
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martha

when a girl queefs and semen explodes out of her vagina.
damn! that martha was ridiculous!
oh man! i just martha'd all over!!
by craig semens December 9, 2007
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