matthew 

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you fucking idiot!!! Why did you decline the invitation to you're own wedding?"

matthew by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021

Matthew 

The sun in everyone's world. Brightens up your day, pisses off when you want to sleep and creates the most beautiful sunsets to help you forget about the bad things in your world to have a good nights sleep.

I want a matthew as my best friend

Matthew by 10k.round2 April 10, 2022

Matthew 

Loser who doesn't have a life. Gay as BITCH!!!And he's extremally useless .If u don't know a Matthew then ur the most luckiest person alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew is a pain in the ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew by Matthewisaloser27 April 17, 2022

matthew 

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

matthew by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

Matthew 

He has the largest cock you will ever see. A full 12 inches. He doesn't like eggs but is up for melons. He likes booty and breasts. Matthew has been swayed from his Catholic ways by the poonani. He likes it when you ride him like a cowgirl - hats and all. If you ever meet a Matthew be prepared to get on all fours.

Matthew loves pussy

Matthew by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018

Matthew 

Absolutely large lad. Walking machine of testosterone. Obtains all coochie in the world and is able to control it, making him the strongest being to ever exist. Has a huge 5 ft dick, and has unlimited strength. Can throw anyone and anything through a wall, killing it instantly. Is 20 ft tall, making him the tallest human to ever exist. Will body anything that gets in his way.

Here comes Matthew oh god oh fuck.

Matthew by niggeronthebeat December 19, 2018

Matthew 

A Matthew is another term for an innuendo.

He turned everything I said into a Matthew

Matthew by Corkscrew1 January 28, 2020