Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

by Boukster September 25, 2015

evan manning

A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.

Oh boy isnt he just a Evan Manning

by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017

Peyton Manning

Greatest Quarterback of all Time

Peyton Manning is the GOAT

by ManningFan August 2, 2018

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web

Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

Ant-Manning

The practice of one, entering another's asshole without consent and stretching out to occupy the most space. The sole purpose being to damage one as much as possible.

Thor: Yo team I totally ant-manned this Asguardian hoe last night.

Tony: Wtf is Ant-manning...?

Ant-man: When you jump in someone's ass and EXPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNND

Tony: .....

by GIGA-Shippuden March 23, 2019