maneriod

When a male goes through a hormonal time of the month, often experiencing drastic changes of temperment and moodiness. While very similar to the menstruation period of a woman, no bleeding from sexual organs is involved.

Dude, why are you actin like such a fucker? Are you on your maneriod?

by BigSex August 17, 2008

Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"

Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."

by MAN SANDWICH October 27, 2008

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

manber

A self-righteous tool and/or douchebag who foolishly believes that he is the embodiment of manliness. A male who is the epitome of idiocy and genuine moronic behavior.

"So I was at this party and this drunken idiot started hitting on my girl, and kept shouting about how much she wanted him even though she called him a disgusting pig and told him to leave her alone."
"Sounds like a manber to me."
"A textbook case."

by yoyoyojoe December 20, 2007

Mangerine

Middle aged man, usually a salesman with an overall body tan resembling the skin colour of a tangerine.

"did you see jeff?" "he went to a tanning salon and left looking like a mangerine"

by cutter1978 October 9, 2008

Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan

also known as to smoke marijuana

"Hey Jarred, do you want to stop my place to help me reveal the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan?"

by James April 20, 2005

googull manager

A manager who flies in, calls upon obscure information they found on google.com, makes a lot of noise to appear more knowledgable than they are before crapping on everything and leaving.

Our manager never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing google results to solve all of our problems. He's such a googull manager.

by GoogullASDF January 29, 2007