manbearpig

Half man Half bear Half pig ;a figment of Al Gores imagination

An allusion to Al Gore's campaining on global warming used on the show south park

Manbearpig is a figment of al gores imagination because he has no friends

by brian yeah i'm that brian December 28, 2007

mandangles

the part of the male anatomy that hangs as a pair between the thigh and includes the outer shell that supports them.

"my goodness my mandangles keep sticking to my leg today and are driving me nuts."

by getcusome September 7, 2007

Madealine

Hardcore Band from Paducah, Ky.

They will blow your mind.

Madealine is the shit.

by BigTurtleNinja February 19, 2011

Mandards

Men's standards for women they would date

that chick is way below my mandards but she may fit in yours Bro

by GenericBob & Oicu81 November 18, 2011

manbearpig

A fat creature resembling a cross between a rotting turd, vomit and a whale. Avoid at any cost as these people will eat you whole in your sleep. Often smells like moldy vagina

Stuart: I've got a new girlfriend

Ben: eww bro stay away she's a manbearpig

by illicitintoxication September 7, 2016

Mandarin dick torture

An old chinese torture style used to make their victims give up information or just a way to lose a boner if you think about to much. It begins with you lying on your back on a piece of plywood while your dick is hard. The torturer would then get a kabob stick or a railroad Spike and stick it in the tip of your dick. The torturer would then repeatedly bash the kabob stick or nail into your dick with a hammer until it comes out your asshole.

Guy 1: "I'm suffering from ED and I can't get rid of this boner"
Guy 2: "Have you tried thinking about the Mandarin dick torture?"

by Frosteus October 3, 2018

Mandarin

1) A type of Chinese dialect
2) A type of orange

Example 1: The classes I take include World History, Mandarin, Physics, and Ceramics
Example 2: I hate all fruits except mandarins

by DogwoodLover January 20, 2020